May 2013
4 posts
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
April 2013
1 post
March 2013
6 posts
buttcrackss:
99.9% of the time i will not start the conversation no matter how close we are
forcequitlife:
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
February 2013
86 posts
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this
lnnea:
I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol
whatthefuckiss0ciety:
can you pretend for a second that i’m important to you
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine (via fleuryllis)
letters to you
pussyxboy:
inhalesquidgy:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear...
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
grffindors:
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
